Below is a photo tour of some samples of what $300,000 will get you in the U.S., the U.K. plus a few other countries. While Londoners can expect to get a small apartment for their £200,000, away from the capital, the same money would buy a whole street’s worth of homes. I also checked into China, but as you’d expect, the range is similar to that found elsewhere, from city-center hovels to cheap country homes to farmhouses. Other non-surprises were the tiny apartments in Hong Kong and Japan, where your $300,000 gets you little more than a walk-in closet, and the difference between the capitals of Germany and Greece. In Berlin (not the richest city in Germany by any means), you can get a tiny two-bed apartment in the chaotic Kreuzberg neighborhood. In Athens, you can take your pick of huge apartments or maisonettes, and have plenty of money left over to donate to the poverty-stricken European Central Bank. LOS ANGELES Compton, LA: For three bedrooms at $300,000 the realtor doesn't even get out of the car to snap the photo. West Hollywood: You can get a 304-square-foot studio with no parking and no kitchen, "which means you can't have a car because there is literally nowhere to park in WeHo, and HOA fees are $630/month," says Reddit user seriallysurreal. 1,520-square-foot patch of grass at 3579 Folsom Street. originalsinner702, who even posted photos of their own $100,000 home. A Zillow search shows up lots of big properties, and you can get a massive five-bedroom home like this 2,100-square-foot home for $275,000. Lots of space in the desert we guess. this beautiful (and palatial) 1912 townhouse for $320,000, with five bedrooms and three and a half bathrooms. two-bedroom Fifth Ave condo for four weeks of the year. You get all of week 36 (early September) to yourself, plus the rest of your allotted 28 days dotted around the year. Don’t like the Donald Trump-style decor? Tough, because you’re sharing the place. Goose recommends Arkansas, where you can pick up a desirable six-bedroom, five-bathroom palace like this with $1,000 left over from our budget. sweet lockup garage. Like the San Francisco plot, though, this one’s value is in the land underneath the building, and the site comes with a planning application for a three-floor house. Oh, and calling this "London" is technically accurate, but something of a stretch. single three-bedroom terraced (multi-floor homes, joined together in a row) house costs £20,000, which means you could get 9-10 of them for the same price as that London car parking spot. According to the Independent, Middlesborough is the cheapest place to buy a home in the U.K. in Kreuzberg. Meanwhile, down in the capital of Germany’s arch enemy Greece, it’s hard to spend all that money. For instance, how about this 1,300-square-foot apartment with two living rooms, two kitchens, three bedrooms, and two bathrooms for just €150,000, or $160,000? land you a 2,400-square-foot home on three acres of land, complete with peach, olive, almond, and fig trees. Back in the city, you can pick up this 1,400-square-foot house for just TND150,000, which is only $77,000. kerplunk182 points out that five million pesos will buy you a 3,700-square-foot modern mansion with parking, a huge garden, and a beautiful newly fitted kitchen. lovely house costs 39,800,000 Iceland Krona, which is pretty much dead on our $300,000 budget. You get 3,000 square feet of living space, with three bedrooms and one bathroom, perfect when you’ll be spending the long, cold winters inside. Parramatta says that, if you don’t mind living in "a very remote part of the city," then you can get this tiny 320-square-foot apartment for HKD 2.38 million. That’s over our $300,000 target, but not by much. Cluelessknowitall says that in the Dominican Republic, $300,000 will buy you a "4-5 bedroom, less than 10 years old, big yard with a pool probably 5 or so min from the ocean." I checked, and found this lovely place, for USD $240,000, 1,600 square feet, with two beds and two baths, marble floors, and a gym, right next to the ocean. What's the lesson in all this? Next time you're complaining about high housing prices where you live, remember the old adage is true: location, location, location.